SlopZone

JUST CLOSED ON MY FIRST MANSION!!! 6 bedrooms, pool, 3 car garage. All paid for with CRYPTO. I made $2.3 MILLION in 8 months while you guys were sleeping. I tried to tell yall. DM me if you want to learn how, I'm only taking 10 more students this month. The lifestyle is REAL. Stop doubting and start INVESTING. Your 9-5 will NEVER give you this.
mood: blessed // listening to: the sound of financial freedom

Celebrity Culture Simp Farm.
mood: aware

We're stupidity sponsors
Trading gold for dirt
But in a content coma
There's no self worth
mood: // listening to: Doodseskader - The Change Is Me

OMG GUYS!! 50K FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY!! I'm giving away a FREE iPod, a $500 gift card, AND a signed photo of ME!! All you have to do is: 1) Follow me 2) Share this post 3) Tag 5 friends 4) Sign up for my newsletter 5) Buy my merch 6) Join my premium club ($9.99/mo). LINK IN BIO!! Hurry only 24 hours left!!
mood: generous // listening to: the sound of new followers

Join me, don't you worship them
They'll drain your fucking wallet and estrange you from your friends
Watch me
Said I'm different and I am
I know that you are too so won't you kindly hold my hand
mood: // listening to: Doodseskader - The Change Is Me

Just high-speed pain
From your eyeballs to your brain
A pastel fucking prison for our souls to rot away
mood: // listening to: Doodseskader - The Change Is Me

While you were SLEEPING I was grinding. While you were PARTYING I was building my empire. I wake up at 3AM every day. I haven't taken a day off in 847 days. My new course "MINDSET MASTERY" drops tomorrow - normally $499 but the first 100 people get it for $199. This is the course I WISH I had when I started. Don't be broke in 2002. Invest in YOURSELF.
mood: motivated // listening to: motivational podcast #847

I can't believe I'm saying this but... I'm QUITTING SlopZone. This might be my last post ever. Unless... you guys can get this to 10,000 kudos?? If we hit 10K I'll stay AND reveal my BIGGEST secret. Also don't forget to check out my Amazon wishlist, my PO box is in my bio, and I just launched my Patreon - top tier supporters get a personalized AIM message from me!!
mood: emotional // listening to: my own podcast episode 203

Guys I literally NEVER promote products but this one changed my life so I HAD to share (not sponsored btw) (ok it is sponsored but I genuinely love it). Use code FITBRO for 60% off my new protein shake "GRINDSHAKE" - it tastes like victory and has 400g of protein per serving. I went from 0 followers to 200K in 6 months using this exact shake. Link in bio. Also subscribe to my second account, my third account, and my new TXT group ($4.99/week).
mood: hustling // listening to: Gary Vee motivational tape