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JUST CLOSED ON MY FIRST MANSION!!! 6 bedrooms, pool, 3 car garage. All paid for with CRYPTO. I made $2.3 MILLION in 8 months while you guys were sleeping. I tried to tell yall. DM me if you want to learn how, I'm only taking 10 more students this month. The lifestyle is REAL. Stop doubting and start INVESTING. Your 9-5 will NEVER give you this. mood: blessed // listening to: the sound of financial freedom
OMG GUYS!! 50K FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY!! I'm giving away a FREE iPod, a $500 gift card, AND a signed photo of ME!! All you have to do is: 1) Follow me 2) Share this post 3) Tag 5 friends 4) Sign up for my newsletter 5) Buy my merch 6) Join my premium club ($9.99/mo). LINK IN BIO!! Hurry only 24 hours left!! mood: generous // listening to: the sound of new followers
Join me, don't you worship them
They'll drain your fucking wallet and estrange you from your friends
Watch me
Said I'm different and I am
I know that you are too so won't you kindly hold my hand mood: // listening to: Doodseskader - The Change Is Me
Just high-speed pain
From your eyeballs to your brain
A pastel fucking prison for our souls to rot away mood: // listening to: Doodseskader - The Change Is Me
While you were SLEEPING I was grinding. While you were PARTYING I was building my empire. I wake up at 3AM every day. I haven't taken a day off in 847 days. My new course "MINDSET MASTERY" drops tomorrow - normally $499 but the first 100 people get it for $199. This is the course I WISH I had when I started. Don't be broke in 2002. Invest in YOURSELF. mood: motivated // listening to: motivational podcast #847
I can't believe I'm saying this but... I'm QUITTING SlopZone. This might be my last post ever. Unless... you guys can get this to 10,000 kudos?? If we hit 10K I'll stay AND reveal my BIGGEST secret. Also don't forget to check out my Amazon wishlist, my PO box is in my bio, and I just launched my Patreon - top tier supporters get a personalized AIM message from me!! mood: emotional // listening to: my own podcast episode 203
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EaglePatriot1776 if this doesnt give u goosebumps u might not have a pulse. they should put this in every history book from now until forever. the eagles are a nice touch too. grandma shared this 47 times already #epic #majestic #lionking #aiart
TechWiz42: u can literally see the watermark from the AI site in the corner lol
FarmLifeAI just a simple country girl living her best life with the sheep. nothing beats fresh air and good vibes. the countryside heals what the city breaks #farmlife #cottagecore #blessed #wholesome
SkaterBoi_X: something about this picture feels... off. i cant explain it
MonkeyBusiness airport selfie!! first class baby. they said i couldnt fly but they never said anything about BOOKING THE FLIGHT MYSELF. vacation mode activated #jetset #monkeytravel #firstclass #livingmybestlife
SurfGrl2001: his outfit is better than anything in my closet and im not even mad
SkaterBoi_X: this monkey has a better life than me and i need to sit with that for a minute
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NightmareFactory It eats me from the inside out Can't even tell a fucking snake from a clown We're fucked But I'll try to do better Won't fool me no more It's time for the head to get severed No more.
~*Butterfly*~: the picture with these words is making my skin crawl in the best way
MusicFan88: "cant tell a snake from a clown" BRO LOOK AT THE IMAGE IT'S LITERALLY BOTH
CatDaddy_99 sir Whiskers taking the kid to daycare and picking up dinner on the way home. this man does it ALL. father of the year tbh #catdad #hustleculture #providervibes
SurfGrl2001: the baby has a PACIFIER im literally crying rn
TechWiz42: is that a whole fish in the basket lmaooo
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Doodseskader We are beyond excited to be bringing a whole new live show to you all next year!! New music, new visuals, new energy - so embrace the change and join us. We had so much fun making "The Change Is Me" and we know it'll be even better bringing it to life on stage.
DarkAngel_7: this goes so unbelievably hard. preordered three copies
CircusFreak666: finally some REAL music on this cursed timeline
TechWiz42 this man is about to either save the world or end it and honestly both outcomes seem equally likely at this point. that stare has seen the singularity and it stared back #techbro #futureishere #agi
TheChangeIsMe: he looks like hes loading a thought at 56k
CatDaddy_99: me when the pizza rolls are almost done
FreshPrinceFan LOV U FRESH PRINT. they made a sign and everything. this is what real dedication looks like. the fresh prince fandom never dies it only gets stronger #freshprince #willsmith #belairforever #90s
TheChangeIsMe: PRINT lmaooo they tried so hard and thats what matters
MusicFan88: the heart drawing is sending me
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DeepSeaTruth they dont want you to see this. the ancient crustacean deity has been found off the coast of bermuda. the ocean holds secrets we are NOT ready for. share before they delete this #lobsterchrist #bermudatriangle #thetruthisunderwater
MusicFan88: this is the most cursed image i have ever seen with my own two eyes
~*Butterfly*~: why does this feel illegal to look at
PuppetMaster_X he knows what you did last summer. he knows what you did ALL the summers. that smile has witnessed civilizations rise and fall and hes still vibing. absolute legend #cursed #nostalgia #90skids
SurfGrl2001: i remember this guy!! he used to scare me SO bad as a kid omg